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Despite losing ways, Montreal fans remain fiendishly horny

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Always gotta appreciate hockey fans who know what they want, and most of them usually do.  But sometimes they tend to go a bit overboard, like in last night's Blues-Canadians game.  Towards the end of the second period, play was stopped after someone tossed a blow-up doll onto the ice.  The doll was dressed in a dominatrix get-up and a ball gag, causing several distracted players to brawl over who would have the privilege of humping it first.

13 Comments

  1. Bob's Blitz

    January 21, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    Still can’t understand how TJ Oshie can even see with that rainbow that hovers over him.

  2. TheSportsHernia

    January 21, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    Judging by his mouth he does appear to be bothered by it, possibly even burned, but we applaud him for skating through it.

  3. Bob's Blitz

    January 21, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    He actually appears to be flying. Possibly because of it.

  4. birds

    January 21, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    I don’t understand why the sign holder is dressed as a woman. Better chance the players will see the poster? I mean, since when do girls like hockey? Scratch that, who the fuck likes hockey at all?!

  5. TheSportsHernia

    January 21, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    /Theo Fleury’d?

  6. TheSportsHernia

    January 21, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    I think that might be Tim Lincecum holding the sign.

  7. birds

    January 21, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    The rainbow ring makes sense then.

  8. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    January 21, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    This really shouldn’t be a surprise. Have you BEEN to Montreal in Winter? There’s precisely two things to do:
    1) Drink
    1a) Fuck

  9. TheSportsHernia

    January 21, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    +1

  10. Caricature Artist

    January 23, 2010 at 10:10 am

    That’s a funny sign! Bring out the laughter in us.. It reminds me the importance of happiness when we get our family caricature done..

  11. TheSportsHernia

    January 23, 2010 at 10:11 am

    I’m picking up on a theme here

  12. birds

    January 24, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    The people posting on here are getting better everyday!

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