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Domino’s CEO named new athletic director at University of Michigan (seriously)


This announcement, coupled with Rich Rodriguez in his third season, should greatly boost the amount of disgusting shit produced in Ann Arbor every Saturday.

Immediate plans are said to include stuffing all helmets with underwhelming cheese and disgusting brownies, as well as delivering disappointment in 30 minutes or less.

If The Noid isn't doing the Merton Hanks chicken dance after every 3-yard gain, we'll be not only be upset, but offended too.

On a separate but related note, expect Jack Swarbrick to be replaced by the creepy Papa John's guy in about five minutes.

Michigan hires Domino's Pizza CEO as new athletic director [USA Today]



    January 5, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    Think of the Pizza! The Pizza! Who is going to make sure that Dominos continues to get the cheapest ingredients available from Mexico to make their Pizzas?!

  2. Juggs

    January 5, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    That football program is now destined to ruin the only cool thing they had left: their helmets.

  3. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    January 5, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    Evidently, David Brandon played football at Michigan for Bo Schembechler. Nice, but unless he can get someone to COACH like Schembechler…

  4. frode

    January 6, 2010 at 7:26 am

    I read the last line of the article as “pending approval at the Board of Regrets”.

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