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Domino’s CEO named new athletic director at University of Michigan (seriously)


This announcement, coupled with Rich Rodriguez in his third season, should greatly boost the amount of disgusting shit produced in Ann Arbor every Saturday.

Immediate plans are said to include stuffing all helmets with underwhelming cheese and disgusting brownies, as well as delivering disappointment in 30 minutes or less.

If The Noid isn't doing the Merton Hanks chicken dance after every 3-yard gain, we'll be not only be upset, but offended too.

On a separate but related note, expect Jack Swarbrick to be replaced by the creepy Papa John's guy in about five minutes.

Michigan hires Domino's Pizza CEO as new athletic director [USA Today]