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Don Nelson threatens to “go Greg Oden” on NBA ref

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Count us among the many who exhaled a sigh of relief last night when thoughtful NBA referee John Goble chose not to call Don Nelson's wang bluff, thus avoiding an appearance from the blusterous coach's junk just hours after Greg
Oden's majestic dong slapped the internet
into a frenzy.

After the game, a possibly buzzed Nellie told reporters his meat-friend often wears a cape, and that the eyes of the world missed out royally.

5 Comments

  1. KneeJerkNBA

    January 27, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    Nelson’s so shitfaced, he probably can’t find his dick.

  2. 3rdStoneFromTheSun

    January 27, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    teabagging a ref? is that a T?

  3. Paolo X

    January 27, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    After the game, a possibly buzzed Nellie told reporters his meat-friend often wears a cape, and that the eyes of the world missed out royally.

    Fag?

  4. TheSportsHernia

    January 28, 2010 at 10:46 am

    There are two refs who actually enjoy the old teabagging trick: Dick Bavetta and Steve Javie.

  5. birds

    January 29, 2010 at 3:06 am

    Greg Oden may be having a bad day with his manhood showing up on the internet, but mine sure as hell just got a lot better…

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