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ESPN analyst Tim Hasselbeck donates testicles to charity


From the horrifyingly real article:

"This marks the first time the former NFL quarterback has served as a guest co-host on the ABC talk show. It airs weekdays at 11 a.m."

This also marks the first time the former NFL quarterback will be working without his testicles.  The transition is expected to seamless however, as they mostly went unused.


  1. Enduro

    January 15, 2010 at 12:55 pm

    Yet another department Matt outperformed his little brother.

  2. marv

    January 15, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Hasslebecks really gunning for most miserable couple in America.

  3. Paolo X

    January 15, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    Ah Hernia don’t fool yourself. No doubt Elizabeth may come off as a prudish ninnie, but look closely and perhaps like me you can see through that false front for that chicken coup at “The View” and see that she probably likes it hot and nasty more often than she would admit.

    As for Mr. Hasselbeck I don’t know anything about him, but he will be a hapless rooster in that coup with women who just plain seem to hate men except Mrs. Hasselbeck.

  4. TheSportsHernia

    January 15, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    Paolo!! I believe this is your debut here.

  5. Sir William the Cockstrong

    January 15, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    Methinks the wench loves naught but cock itself.

  6. Paolo X

    January 15, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    And certainly not the last post for me here Hernia …Sir William The Cockstrong summed it up well …I wonder if he is British? Keep spreading the good word. 😀

  7. TheSportsHernia

    January 15, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    Paolo X in ’10!!

  8. No D in _allas

    January 18, 2010 at 9:35 am


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