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Fanboy father names son J.E.T.S. instead of D.A.F.I

It's really a shame, because Dad's A Fucking Idiot has a nice ring to it.

A Boy Named J.E.T.S. [ESPN]

8 Comments

  1. No D in _allas

    January 19, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    Meanwhile, Keith Brooking is still a faggot.

  2. bigjf

    January 20, 2010 at 12:07 am

    If that kid grows up to be a Giants fan, I will laugh myself to death.

  3. TheSportsHernia

    January 20, 2010 at 10:26 am

    I believe his birth name was K.W.A.F.B., short for Keith What A Faggot Brooking

  4. JJ

    January 20, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    THIS WAS REALLY PAINFULL TO WATCH… THIS OBVIOUSLY PUSSYWHIPPED JET FAN JACKASS [ WHO CAN ONLY CALL HIS SON ” JETS ” ON THE WEEKEND ]HOLDING HIS DRUGGED UP BABY IN HIS ARMS WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT HIS SON WILL EXACT HIS REVENGE BY STICKING A CATTLEPROD UP HIS FAT ASS AFTER HE’S PASSED OUT ON BUD 14 YRS. FROM NOW WATCHING ANOTHER JET’S HUMILIATING DEFEAT!!!

  5. No D in _allas

    January 20, 2010 at 11:25 pm

    +1

  6. Paolo X

    January 21, 2010 at 1:19 am

    Uh, talk about douchebag East Coast New York homerism at its best …I had the misfortune to see this live on First Take but of course quickly change the channel.

    This guy is supposed to be hip because he is from fuckin’ New York and a Jets fan? Are any Jets’ fans embarassed at all? The ONLY reason he is on TV is due to the Jets’ homers to go with the Giants and Yankees and Knicks homers on that fuckin’ fake national sports network ESPN. Are most Jets’ fans who are not players whyyyte too? I mean really would anyone else have found this remotely interesting if at all? Was that the target suburban demographic of such an interview?

    FUCK THE JETS YOU ARE GOIN’ DOWN! AND FUCK THEIR MEDIA HOMERS ESPECIALLY ON ESPN TOO! THAT’S YOU TOO JM AT YOUR LAME-ASS OTHER SPORTS BLOG!

    If someone showed up with kids named Dallas, Reggie, and Peyton for the Colts they’d be dismissed rightfully as a redneck bojack, but no this dude for the Jets well he’s so hip …what a bunch of media horseshit you fuckers.

  7. Paolo XX

    January 21, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    No, if they showed up with a ‘Reggie’ more than likely they would not be whyyyte.

  8. TheSportsHernia

    January 23, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    Needs more “bojack loser ninny” talk, captain HappyPants

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