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Fantasy lifer Eric Karabell already discussing WR rankings for next year


ESPN's fantasy badboy Eric Karabell cannot wait to talk to you about fantasy football.  In fact, we're quite sure he cannot even believe fantasy football.  So much so, that he has already penned a wide receiver rankings report telling us we must wait on some off-season quarterback decisions, particularly ones by Kurt Warner and Brett Favre, before millions of adult males start spastically slotting names on their collective big boards, aka, virgin plaques.

The Super Bowl hasn't even been played yet, E-Dog.  Lets all do our best to try and enjoy some non-electronic football one more time before everyone and their beloved emoticons lock hands for another memorable, lonely run at nerd glory.


  1. Bob's Blitz

    January 27, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    Thank God for this. We were going to put in what we call an ‘advanced claim’ on Percy Harvin – meaning we don’t have to wait until our AUGUST 31ST DRAFT DATE to get him. Thank God for Eric Karabell and The Sports Hernia letting us know Favre might not be back.

    Thank you sirs. Thank you.

  2. TheSportsHernia

    January 27, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    “advanced claim” — now that’s scary.

    However, the new Karabell pop-up feature in his articles is a techie victory.

  3. Paolo X

    January 27, 2010 at 11:04 pm

    What a douchebag. Let’s face it dudes. The only reason fantasy has grown is because sports betting is not legal everywhere. I can’t stand it at all including especially fucks like this who just can’t get off it. Geez even many of those of us who lay and win some real $kin put it aside after the season. This is the same sort of douche and pussy who:

    1) Brags about his fuckin’ new cell phone or GPS or newest electronic gagdet to you because he can’t relieve his perpetual digital hard-on

    2) Brags about his SUV, AWD, or 4×4 yet won’t drive it when the weather is bad or on a gravel road

    3) Puts a fake shark fin or fake bullet holes on his car

    4) Puts on a muffler to improve horsepower allegedly but really just makes his exhaust louder more than anything else.

    And so forth at your local Wal-Mart or local whyyyte suburban snobby strip mall full of ninnies — fuckin’ bojack losers who haven’t figured out how to shit it all out to empty themselves full of it instead of fartin’ around like this too much.

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