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Hawks coach Mike Woodson channeling Uncle Leo for reasons unknown

Mike-Woodson-Missing-Eyebrows

It appears the desperate coach of the Atlanta Hawks is still doing whatever it takes to get his name out there.

On a somewhat related note, fellow Hernia scribe Gerrard Sir Hornypants sideswiped me with a $5,000 offer this morning, asking if I could name the Raptors coach within five seconds.  The first name that came to mind was My Blue Heaven's Barney Coopersmith.  Five seconds is a short time, even for Google.  For the record, I still have no fucking idea who coaches the Toronto Raptors.

[Woodson photo via TBL via tweetphoto]

5 Comments

  1. Bob's Blitz

    January 26, 2010 at 11:20 am

    He got it all wrong too. The moustace was to go over the eyes. The brows should be were the moustache is.

  2. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    January 26, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    According to Wikipedia, the current coach of the Toronto Raptors is Doug McKenzie, but that may be a hack.

  3. Atlanta Hawks: 2010 Eastern Conference Champs

    January 26, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    I was waiting for this story! I had no idea what the hell was going on with this guy’s eyebrows during the game last night, and he refused to talk during the post-game interview. Fucker. At least we finally won in Houston.

    Suddenly, Atlanta’s sports teams are all over this blog.

    …wait, that’s not good, is it?

  4. TheSportsHernia

    January 26, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    I was actually convinced it was Steven Snell.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6ypmo9k1TI

  5. TheSportsHernia

    January 26, 2010 at 2:39 pm

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