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Jerry and Wade hold presser for sole purpose of synchronized farting

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According to several Dallas beat reporters, the room smelled like buffalo wings trapped in an inflamed Newark chemical plant for a good 35 minutes.

6 Comments

  1. Paolo X

    January 26, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    Funny recurring theme of farting Hernia …dude you have serious gas or desire it?

    Consider the following concoction if not:

    1 Beef Taco
    2 Hardboiled Eggs
    1/2 Can Of Kidney Beans

    Enjoy!

    And remember of course:

    Alas be he the one who smelt it and dealt it,
    the guilty party who cranked it and stanked it.
    The poor fellow shall rest now ever brokenhearted
    ’cause he tried to shit but only farted.

  2. TheSportsHernia

    January 26, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    We strongly desire paint-chipping gas.

  3. Paolo X

    January 26, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    I found these clips of how I think they were laughing in their seemingly permanent constipation faces — now that’s what you call really getting shit-faced!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erzNAXiZsoE and

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1tiBqUT8x4&feature=related

    New site motto?:
    The Sports Hernia — The Place To Talk Shit — Literally

  4. Stephen Jackson

    January 26, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    I you really want some explosive farts, toss in a block of sharp cheddar.

    Hot damn, that’ll really chap your ass-flaps!

  5. tamtam

    January 29, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    Might there have been a shart in that fartfest as well?

  6. tamtam

    January 29, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    The poor fellow shall rest now ever brokenhearted
    ’cause he tried to shit but only farted.

    Nice! The opposite of a shart!

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