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Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Chinese Starbury


A slightly confused Chinese Starbury seen here preparing for kabuki theater.

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  1. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    January 19, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    I want to see him take the court while singing that opera aria from “The Fifth Element”.

  2. TheSportsHernia

    January 20, 2010 at 11:35 pm

    This will happen right after he does the Sam Cassell “big nuts” routine with his actual nuts.

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