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Magic and the Zen Master sit down for erotic foot massage


Does Magic Johnson even work for ESPN?  Why is he the only one allowed to sit down with heavenly Lakers like Phil and Kobe for these visually-pleasing chucklefests?

And why, just why, did Magic lock the Zen Masters's ankles so he could bang out some sit-ups?  Awkward at its finest.

Kudos to everyone involved for another feces-flavored "interview" conducted by Magic Johnson.


  1. Natalie

    January 30, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    Phil obviously doesn’t know how HIV is spread. And that chair is rented, on a short term payday loan.

  2. Paolo X

    January 30, 2010 at 7:08 pm

    Okay let’s move things back to the farting please instead of even the thought of faeces flavour Hernia.

    Yes Magic does work for ESPN but on contract not as an employee I think. I think he does the same sort of deal with TNT during the playoffs too.

    Both chairs certainly were low riders, so little doubt both tall men were likely comfortable wind-testing the cushions.

    Furthermore as the observant Natalie implied, the chairs were from Rent-A-Center anyway courtesy of Magic’s connections, so they will be returned perhaps with the aroma of such famous farts as well.

  3. tyduffy

    February 1, 2010 at 12:49 am

    You could fashion a woman from the bulk those two have put on in recent years. Phil shaved the beard, so small children would stop trying to sit on his lap.

  4. Paolo X

    February 1, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    Duffy in da house! Awesome! Stop by more often!

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