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Mike Francesa to loosen up nipple clamps for next show


Tight nipple clamps or loose ones, we're just glad Big Mikey is no longer wearing them on the outside of his shirt.


  1. Sal Licata

    January 28, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    That’s just how he applies his Dentu-Grip. Also, with spring arriving, he’ll soon be switching to 15w-40 hair oil.

  2. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    January 28, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    So Larry, do you remember if he played in that game? Because I remember that game. He had an injury in that game.

  3. TheSportsHernia

    January 28, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    HA, you’ll enjoy this one:

  4. Paolo X

    January 28, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    Looks like Francesa missed the memo from New York legends Walt “Clyde” Frazier and Keith Hernandez on Just For Men?

    In the meantime we see in this file photo a fine example of the facial norm that more of us not from the East Coast have to put up with almost daily for their East Coast regional obsession with constipation.

    I guess all that farting that Hernia’s been talking about recently is a fine start for their progress and ahead of the game for his local peers and neighbours, so kudos to Hernia again for his inspiration for these chumps and thanks to all others commenting supportively with tips too (i.e. vast blocks of sharp cheddar).

    Francesa probably thinks like most self-centered pathetic douches in this part of the country that their lives are like either an episode of “Seinfeld” or “Sex In The City.” Losers!

  5. Sal Licata

    January 30, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    X – Francesa did have ‘highlights’ once. Once.

  6. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    January 30, 2010 at 4:04 pm


    Mike on the Super Bowl entertainment: So Townshend still has some upside, he still has that windmill. Daltrey’s voice has suffered but he’s still a showman. What about their third guy, Keith Moon? Moon can still bring it too. Oh, wait, Moon’s gone? Ok, so Moons gone.

  7. TheSportsHernia

    January 30, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    HA! +1

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