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The Big Baby doesn’t wike his wittle nickname? Awww.


Tubby Celtics forward Glen "Big Baby" Davis was quoted as uttering the following words:

?I?ll be ?Uno, Uno.? That?s my new name. Don?t call me ?Big Baby? any more. ?Uno, Uno.? I?m serious. If somebody calls me (?Big Baby?), I?ll be really mad. I?m going to blast that out on Twitter and Facebook

That's unfortunate.  We would've gone with Bizarro-Costanza-On-Kramer's-Couch.  But hey, blast away, fatty.

Meanwhile, with the nickname suddenly up for grabs, LeBron James is debating whether he should now be known as "Big Baby," or rather something edgier and possibly more fitting, like "Dancing Dickface."  Visual reasoning for both, after the jump …




  1. Bob's Blitz

    January 26, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    How many rings does King James have?

  2. marv albert

    January 27, 2010 at 2:12 am

    i hope you guys come up with some funny greg oden huge dick jokes tomorrow…

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