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Noxious rim thwarts Bogut dunk with apparent nostril-burning fart


It's official, this year's NBA faceoff is now a three-way visual symphony being conducted by Pau, Dirk and Andrew Bogut.  There's no question that a split screen of this grimacing trio taking a routine dump would make Deer Hunter look like Mystic Pizza.

If you're now picturing one or all three of these clowns on the shitter, may we suggest doing a scintillating can-opener into the Grand Canyon.

If you're now watching Mystic Pizza on YouTube, may we suggest shooting yourself out of a cannon.


  1. blasting zone

    January 6, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    Dwight looks concerned, but look where he’s standing.

  2. TheSportsHernia

    January 6, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    Maybe he can see Bogut’s reflection on the backboard

  3. Weight Training Blog

    January 7, 2010 at 11:42 am

    I think I’ll agree with you! LOL

  4. Dick Bavetta's Sagging Tits

    January 8, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    Maybe Dwight was more concerned with what was coming out of Bogut’s ass?

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