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Noxious rim thwarts Bogut dunk with apparent nostril-burning fart


It's official, this year's NBA faceoff is now a three-way visual symphony being conducted by Pau, Dirk and Andrew Bogut.  There's no question that a split screen of this grimacing trio taking a routine dump would make Deer Hunter look like Mystic Pizza.

If you're now picturing one or all three of these clowns on the shitter, may we suggest doing a scintillating can-opener into the Grand Canyon.

If you're now watching Mystic Pizza on YouTube, may we suggest shooting yourself out of a cannon.


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