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- Updated: January 6, 2010
It's official, this year's NBA faceoff is now a three-way visual symphony being conducted by Pau, Dirk and Andrew Bogut. There's no question that a split screen of this grimacing trio taking a routine dump would make Deer Hunter look like Mystic Pizza.
If you're now picturing one or all three of these clowns on the shitter, may we suggest doing a scintillating can-opener into the Grand Canyon.
If you're now watching Mystic Pizza on YouTube, may we suggest shooting yourself out of a cannon.