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Binghamton accepts courses that would make Dexter Manley proud
- Updated: February 12, 2010
The State University of New York system released a 99-page report Thursday that details an investigation into Binghamton's athletics program, particularly the men?s basketball team, that cost almost $1 million.
Among the findings were possible cash payments to players, coaches' help with academic assignments and credits given to a recruit for classes that included Sports Officiating, Jogging and Theories of Softball (please note this was a MALE recruit).
Upon further investigation, the scrappy Hernia mole discovered classes other players were given credit for:
– Keg Stand Physics
– Ass Grabbing 101
– Intro to Laziness
– History of Scarface Posters
– Graphic Design 101: Advanced MySpace Layouts
– Pizza Hut or Domino?s?
– Thermodynamics of that Ass
– Bathroom Mirror Photography
– Texting Your Coach for Cash
– Campus Geography: Where Da White Women At
– Modern Architecture of Da Club
– History of War: Condoms vs. Cock Blisters
– Hiding yo Bud
– Meteorology 211: Makin' it Rain
– Physics 220: Making that Ass Clap
– Theology 420: Where Da' Bud At Fool?