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Binghamton accepts courses that would make Dexter Manley proud

Binghamton student athlete The State University of New York system released a 99-page report Thursday that details an investigation into Binghamton's athletics program, particularly the men?s basketball team, that cost almost $1 million.

Among the findings were possible cash payments to players, coaches' help with academic assignments and credits given to a recruit for classes that included Sports Officiating, Jogging and Theories of Softball (please note this was a MALE recruit).

Upon further investigation, the scrappy Hernia mole discovered classes other players were given credit for:

– Keg Stand Physics

– Ass Grabbing 101

– Intro to Laziness

– History of Scarface Posters

– Graphic Design 101: Advanced MySpace Layouts

– Pizza Hut or Domino?s?

– Thermodynamics of that Ass

– Bathroom Mirror Photography

– Texting Your Coach for Cash

– Campus Geography: Where Da White Women At

– Modern Architecture of Da Club

– History of War: Condoms vs. Cock Blisters

– Hiding yo Bud

– Meteorology 211: Makin' it Rain

– Physics 220: Making that Ass Clap

– Theology 420: Where Da' Bud At Fool?

4 Comments

  1. Greg

    February 12, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    I was in Intro to Laziness, but i flunked because it was too much work to show up.

  2. Winter Olympics = Global Babe Showcase

    February 13, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    Thermodynamics of that Ass is a keeper.

    I’m looking forward to the Olympics coverage on this blog; make us proud, damnit!

  3. Paolo X

    February 13, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    Not sexy at all …kind of like any given chick on Sex ‘n’ The City except the one playing Charlotte who needs to be recast in something naughty and nasty instead of as the ninnie prude…preferably taking it hard and hot from the back side.

    I can’t stand douchebag dudes, with too many on the East Coast, who due to the wus factor or lack of local talent with Jersey-type skanks think any such chicks are hot. Head to Vegas for a serious attitude re-alignment you bojack losers!

  4. Winter Olympics = Global Babe Showcase

    February 13, 2010 at 11:48 pm

    Ignore the picture I posted: I’m talking about the young, hot talent in Vancouver RIGHT NOW.

    5-foot tall girls, in shape, wearing skin-tight body suits?

    Follow the divining rod, brother. In rod we trust.

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