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Bizarro futuristic lacrosse player signs with Cal


The Cal Bears scored a huge coup today in signing recruit Keenan Allen, who most fans undoubtedly assumed would sign with notoriously uniformed Oregon Ducks, based solely on his bizarre helmet.

Cal gets a standout player who can apparently pick apart defenses all while someone plays Space Invaders on his helmet with a cordless controller.

2010 Signing Class [Rivals]


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