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Breaking: Doug Collins and JaMarcus Russell not on same page

When Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell goes out for a night on the town, he apparently accessorizes the shit out of himself.  Amazingly, TNT announcers Kevin Harlan and Doug Collins cannot relate, which is somewhat surprising since Collins doesn't go anywhere without his gold and diamond studded Max Headroom chain.

As for Russell's subtly accented necklace, it would be a hell of a lot cooler if he replaced little JaMarcus with a Tim Brown Starting Lineup action figure.

UPDATE: The video has already been removed.  In lieu of admiring JaMarcus's accessories, we bring you Doug Collins with a mustache.

UPDATE AGAIN: The tireless Bob's Blitz has found the previously removed video.  Victory is everyone's.

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