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Canada opts to not let Man-Rodent light Olympic cauldron

Wayne-Gretzky-is-a-rat Organizers of the Winter Games decided to pass on hockey legend Wayne
Gretzkey to light the Olympic cauldron, which comes as good news for
The Great One, who will instead be happily gnawing the shit out of
moles and devouring Handi Snacks at will.

So without the Man-Rodent’s services, who will light the cauldron?

– Jim Carrey
– Mike Meyer’s ego
– Steve Nash’s hair
– Frank Drebin
– Ed Grimley
– Michael Moore
– Some dick from Nickleback

Gretzky’s not lighting the torch: VANOC boss [Fourth-Place Medal]

9 Comments

  1. Greg

    February 12, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    Bob and Doug McKenzie

  2. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    February 12, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    Tie Domi, and have him punch everyone he walks past on his way up to the cauldron.

  3. Paolo X

    February 12, 2010 at 9:01 pm

    It should be Pamela Anderson, preferably naked like a Greek goddess wearing only furry white boots, because John Candy is dead damnit.

  4. Paolo X

    February 13, 2010 at 11:47 am

    It is noteworthy that on the CFL site I noticed in the off-topic section some Canadians are mad about Gretzky being amongst those to light the torch because he has lived in the US since the age of 28 for now 22 years.

    Others object all the same, but amongst Canadians no doubt this is a real hot-button!

  5. Paolo X

    February 14, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    This is only a test folks …only a test …enable images damnit Hernia!

  6. Alex

    February 15, 2010 at 3:38 am

    rowallpapers.com for sports wallpapers, photoshop resources(brushes, paterns, psds), photoshop tutirals(how to make a football wallpaper) and more!!!

  7. Enduro

    February 15, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    Rink-side viewers distincly recall hearing Gretzky mumble something about “fava beans and a nice chianti” right before making this face.

  8. tamtam

    February 15, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    ROFL!!

    Was there any sign of this mask as Gretzky uttered those infamous words?

    ”hannibal

  9. tamtam

    February 15, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    DAMMIT!! PIC DIDN’T COME THROUGH!!

    Here’s the link

    http://media.photobucket.com/image/hannibal/cantthinkofadamnname/hannibal.jpg?o=8

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