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Deion Sanders becomes first black guy to look terrible bald


Does anyone know what's residing on Prime Time's head?  We're convinced this is some
sort of elaborate prank, and that Deion is simply wearing a bald
cap from Saturday Night Live, or that he borrowed one from Manhattan socialite, Arnold Jackson

Then again, after studying this monstrosity, there's an outside shot he's wearing a bald cap over Mark Kelso's helmet or David Wright's protective hardhat.


  1. Juggs

    February 2, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    He looks worse than Costanza’s girlfriend

  2. The Wang is in the Male

    February 2, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    The gleam off that thing could guide home lost ships at sea.

    Just LOOK at that fucking thing!

  3. JJ

    February 2, 2010 at 2:08 pm


  4. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    February 2, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    Reminds me of the classic Simpsons baseball episode where I believe Ken Griffey Jr. gets gigantism and pretty much looks exactly like that.

  5. TheSportsHernia

    February 2, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    The one guy who never did steroids got the big head:

  6. Paolo X

    February 2, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    Solid stuff …there are way too many folks with massive craniums on TV now or in the past …imagine if they were bald?

    Is this a reflection of the arrogance of New York City for so many of them or what the heck?

    More Americans love to give and receive head when getting their news than from any other source?

    Would we also be fair if we balanced something on these heads?

    Bill O’Reilly
    Keith Olbermann
    Chris Matthews
    Neil Cavuto
    Robin Meade
    Ted Koppel
    Jay Leno
    Wolf Blitzer (with his complete wolfman look)
    David Gergen
    Rush Limbaugh
    Sean Hannity

    Terry Bradshaw
    Jimmy Johnson
    James Brown
    Mike Patrick
    Barry Switzer
    Charles Barkley
    Marv Albert
    Steve Levy

  7. Enduro

    February 3, 2010 at 12:51 am

    Wonder if that’s where they got the character model for Cleveland in Family Guy? Looks just like Giganto-Jr.

    Bonus points for the Popeye calves.

  8. tamtam

    February 4, 2010 at 12:16 am

    I’m thinking of one of those horrendous little elf-like things that you see in crappy computer games.

    Although, now that I think of it, Deon could play a real-life version of Cleveland in the “Family Guy” movie…

  9. Hurlo X Thrumbo

    February 5, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    cool .. the black Vin Diesel

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