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In first public statement in three months, Tiger Woods bones mother

50 Comments

  1. Shane McMayonnaise

    February 19, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    Tiger is the owner of a sick and twisted dong.

  2. Bob's Blitz

    February 19, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    They announced later that they would be Ice-Dancing pairs in Vancouver.

  3. Von Kaiser

    February 19, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    With Tiger wearing “body suit guy’s” outfit

  4. Paolo X

    February 19, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    If the likes of Mike Tyson and Marv Albert made a comeback via other sex scandals, so will Tiger.

    I really don’t understand why he’s apologising to the public now if he claims to have done nothing wrong that would involve a crime? Otherwise it is a private, civil matter unless Elin struck him with a golf club or attempted to do so as I suspect. Or if he were driving drunk, it is a traffic offence.

    What because he apologises we are supposed to feel sorry for his filthy rich ass otherwise whilst the rest of us are struggling financially more than ever (or you soon will be for those smug of you who have never been laid off, lost health insurance, etc)? Puh-lease!

    Of course golf is far more popular than boxing or NBA basketball too, there is even more incentive for his “comeback” on which the likes of ESPN, The Golf Channel, and Nike are already working.

    I just hope we get a break of a few more years from sort of this shit — enough of him as the nation is really hurting at the core with no real effective leadership since 2000.

    And may the term “transgression” go down the shithole of obsolete mostly East Coast media douchebag and ninnie bitch bullshit propaganda terms like “wide stance,” “wardrobe malfunction,” “voluntary evacuation” (bitch Gov. Kathleen Blanco’s sheer negligence before Katrina for which she ought to face charges of genocide – I hope in your bathroom today otherwise you had or will have a healthy voluntary evacuation — wtf?), “cost of freedom,” “surge,” “developing story,” and so forth.

  5. KneeJerkNBA

    February 19, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    Wow, Paolo. In addition to your usual gay-bashing comments, now we have to listen to your Tea Party rhetoric, too?

  6. TheSportsHernia

    February 19, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Paolo, what you’re missing here is that Tiger Woods boinked momma.

  7. kiiimiko

    February 19, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    You actually read what he wrote? I just scroll past his essays. They’re not worth looking at.

  8. Paolo X

    February 19, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    Not a Tea Party guy speak for yourself you tea bagger …

    I speak my own mind unlike it seems you just parroting your favourite media types because that’s all you have to say? Ever thought of saying something original?

    And quit watching the likes of Keith Olbermann and CNN perhaps

    /No I don’t watch Fox either you fuck

  9. Paolo X

    February 19, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    But you commented you fuck, and of course as you have never anything to say you don’t, becuase obviously given your free contribution on here you never write anything kiimiko.

    If you have any game, speak it it’s a free country.

    And if you don’t, shut your lame ass up and stuff yourself with another high hard one you fuck.

  10. TheSportsHernia

    February 19, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    Play nice, Paoloicious.

  11. Marv

    February 19, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    Hey guys, did Tiger really bone his mom?

    That’s messed up.

  12. KneeJerkNBA

    February 19, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    *yawn

  13. Paolo X

    February 19, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    Upon further review 😀 …ah it seems this kiiimiko character is from Cincinnati …perhaps I went overboard because that sure explains an awful lot and of course to expect him and his upgraded Kentucky half-toothless brethren to read for comprehension would be asking a lot …have you met LongLiveRiverFront on BLT yet? Not only should you meet each other, you two not only would be perfect symbiotic fuckers but perhaps consider a mutual reach-around …

    And dude if you are going to have your own blog, perhaps put something you want to say on it …with high assumption of course that you pathetic lame Cincinnati ass has anything meaningful to contribute.

    Enjoy your weekend and GO TEAM USA! :)

  14. Paolo X

    February 19, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    Ok, ok I’m off it.

  15. Paolo X

    February 19, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    Exactly …you have no game and nothing to say, and if you have some homo agenda as YOU brought up that I know nothing about given your accusation, more power to you, but when you claim anything or start taking shots, you better have something to back it up dude.

    You know nothing about me and with whom I associate, so to make such blind accusations unsupported is unwarranted KneeJerkNBA.

    Btw I write on the NBA as well — nice blog from a professional standpoint.

    Personally either you have some real game to back up what you say or can agree to disagree with folks or you can go fuck yourself.

  16. Paolo X

    February 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    It’s all just for PR as was this ridiculous public apology.

  17. Paolo X

    February 19, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    Mind you Hernia he took the first shot with an unsubstantiated accusation, so tell him the same lest he have something to back up such accusations.

    And then the matter could be taken offline of course.

    /Fair’s fair when you hurl a personal, specific insult as opposed to feeling you don’t have the right to be offended at any particular person’s general opinion

  18. TheSportsHernia

    February 19, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    Right there at the podium. Barkley was in the back laughing his ass off.

  19. Paolo X

    February 19, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    What was the Devil Ball blog in the bottom left? Sounds vicious.

  20. Adidas

    February 19, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    If you have any game, speak it it’s a free country.

    And if you don’t, shut your lame ass up

    So in a free country only those with game may speak. Makes sense…

  21. theHERNIA is terrible

    February 19, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    you guys suck so bad. can you please stop posting stuff? you’re making the world a worse place

  22. Paolo X

    February 19, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    “So in a free country only those with game may speak. Makes sense..”

    All may speak with or without game of course, but if one starts taking personal shots at folks one better be able to back them up. Free speech that includes PERSONAL attacks does not come without consequences. Unless as usual with such comments they come from a pussy who has no game as is usually the case when such personal shots are taken.

    Even then without game or substance to back up accusations or claims, it’s one’s right to expose oneself for the pussy or bitch he or she is.

    That’s the beauty of our country — or what it is supposed to be.

    Sure we have freedom of speech and many other freedoms, but not freedom from the consequences of them including when spouting or writing things that are untrue.

    And when you are wrong, just admit it sometimes none of us are perfect.

    And if you disagree with someone or allege something as untrue, it’s best for discussion to back up your point instead of just stating merely the opinion you have in dissent or resort to character attacks. Otherwise why bother to comment and expose yourself as an uninformed douche, as is also your right.

    Note any personal character attacks in have made on others here in my own defence I can and will continue to back up until proven otherwise by the party who took the first shot. I have heard nothing from either one, and it’s obvious to me why that is the case.

    One has have every right to defend themselves against personal attacks, and to take names as well (note for example their blog sites and location), when someone PERSONALLY attacks you.

    This is much different than simply disagreeing with a GENERAL statement, in which case just state your dissent and preferably why.

    Also one has the right to change the channel in lieu of commenting and adding nothing to the conversation at hand such as I expressed in my general opinion above that apparently incited personal attacks from those who could not discuss the commentary itself but rather resort to character assassination.

    And why did they do that? They have no game of course lest they prove otherwise.

  23. kiiimiko

    February 19, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    1. Thank you for taking the time to look at my profile :-)

    2. Why do you keep calling me “dude,” “he,” and “guy” when it’s been stated several times that I’m a girl?

    3. Thank you for adding all three I’s in my username. Not many people notice it.

    4. It’s the internet, chill out.

  24. kiiimiko

    February 19, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    You’re just wanting naked pictures of me, huh?

  25. kiiimiko

    February 19, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    You need to update your page more often, Knee. I always read your posts.

    (I know I sound like I’m sucking up but I’m really not. Promise.)

  26. TheSportsHernia

    February 19, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    +1

  27. TheSportsHernia

    February 19, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    Tiger Woods has returned to glory.

  28. KneeJerkNBA

    February 19, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    Thanks for the compliment. It might surprise you to know that know that most people don’t read sports blogs for political advice. If it’s a sports debate (without gay bashing or Rush Limbaugh-like tirades) you’re proposing, I think you’ll find I have plenty of game.

  29. KneeJerkNBA

    February 19, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    File this under ‘trying too hard.’

  30. Paolo X

    February 19, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    Cool. Give the photos to KneeJerk he probably wants them.

    And how about commenting on your opinion instead of just stating, “I don’t bother to read them?” Why make such statement and offer implicit support for the other person’s charge in the same line, as you replied to HIM, instead of just expressing your complete opinion separately? Do you see how your comment came off Kiiimiko?

    You sounded like a dude to me, so I called you dude.

    Sorry for any misunderstanding, but next time make yourself clear both in your commentary and the intent of your response.

    Use the reply or new post functions accordingly.

    If commenting for yourself, make it clear so there is no misunderstanding. If commenting in support of someone else, make that clear as well. Otherwise too much is left in doubt.

  31. Paolo X

    February 19, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    File this high and hard up your ass for not trying at all you fuck.

  32. Paolo X

    February 19, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    Good luck with your blog KneeJerk ha ha …

    Better watch your step too out there is a big cyberworld you know.

    Did you hear about that massive cyberattack they reported by some mass botnet network?

  33. Paolo X

    February 19, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    You have not showed us any on this blog ever Kneejerk. If so how about posting a link? Yeah right there are none!

    And no I am not looking for a political debate I am making a point that this Tiger apology is akin to other ones we have seen and heard well beyond sports — old wine in new bottles.

    Of course I am assuming you bothered to read. You seem at least intelligent enough to comprehend though, so read closely next time and stop short of unsubstantiated personal character attacks.

    Unless of course THAT is what you are here for, in which case I would refer you to the management first.

  34. TheSportsHernia

    February 19, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    UPDATE: Tiger boinked momma.

  35. KneeJerkNBA

    February 19, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    Yeah, me and the rest of my mass botnet network cyberattacked your mom’s vagina last night. ha ha ha ha…

  36. Enduro

    February 19, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    Just get yourself a blog. Please.

  37. Enduro

    February 19, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    I heard he went a-to-m with her. That’s nasty momma Woods.

  38. TheSportsHernia

    February 19, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    All the reporters wore ponchos.

  39. Bob's Blitz

    February 19, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Good, they took our advice: “We recommend that the pool wear Gallagherlike raincoats in case of bukakke.”

  40. Bob's Blitz

    February 19, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    We can hear that “That’s nasty momma Woods” said in a Cleveland Brown voice.

  41. Paolo X

    February 19, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    Mine is offline, so that means you probably hit either your own KneeJerk or some poor unwilling victim.

    Have fun bouncing yours again tonight you inbred mother fucker.

    And treat yourself to another one of your own high hard specials whilst you are at it of course. On a spear preferably for sake of your lame ass.

  42. Paolo X

    February 19, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    No not yet Enduro …I just checked your blog though …looks …

    Anyway given your comment and apparent siding the matter, assuming you even read my general comment before the personal attacks started, go figure I’ll opt out and change the channel.

    Lest I misunderstand the intent behind this comment on this limited medium of course?

  43. TexansFan

    February 20, 2010 at 11:46 am

    awesome

  44. Paolo X

    February 20, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    Hat tip Texansfan …stop by more often and bring some cool friends from the other sites too because Hernia’s site rocks …leave you know who behind of course and straighten them out and tell them I said hi (err, cough, cough, “UP YOURS!”) 😀

    Carpe Diem and thanks for your service too.

  45. ThatsSoTaguchi

    February 20, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    ” KneeJerkNBA said…
    Wow, Paolo. In addition to your usual gay-bashing comments, now we have to listen to your Tea Party rhetoric, too?

    kiiimiko said in reply to KneeJerkNBA…
    You actually read what he wrote? I just scroll past his essays. They’re not worth looking at.”

    The names change but the sentences stay exactly the same.

  46. Mike NYC

    February 20, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    Paolo has returned to glory.

  47. Paolo X

    February 20, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Wow even Mike NYC! Welcome! >applause< (seriously too)

  48. Paolo X

    February 20, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    Indeed, it takes a village TST 😀

    Hey stop by again on the Olympic blog Fetch meant no offense! We could use your original input!

  49. Tampa BO

    February 20, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    Wow Tiger boned his mother.

  50. sachin

    February 22, 2010 at 10:33 am

    all the best buddy

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