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Joba kicks off Spring Training with satisfying beef

Joba-farted

Shortly after Joba proudly lifted his leg, that catcher's mitt behind him broke out into a sweat and hopped the fence, never to be seen again.

5 Comments

  1. Greg

    February 18, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    Chipotle will do that to you every time.

  2. TheSportsHernia

    February 18, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    As will Busch Light. Joba is literally playing with fire.

  3. Paolo X

    February 18, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    Hernia I doubt he beats some of your growingly popular and desired paint-chipping creations. Did you try my suggested concoction from a few weeks ago yet? Feedback?

  4. TheSportsHernia

    February 18, 2010 at 7:16 pm

    Yes, and a result, Marv Albert’s toupee was scorched.

  5. tamtam

    February 19, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    He’s got toilet paper on his cleat!

    Why couldn’t he have the paint-chipping gas while he was ON the shitter?!

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