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MC Ticklemyrack outruns Alabama’s Terrence Cody at NFL combine

Inside sources on location at the NFL combine in Indianapolis have informed us that, just moments ago, little known nosetackle MC Ticklemyrack torched Terrence "Flapjacks" Cody by a full three seconds in the 40-yard-dash.

Seen above in the video is Ticklemyrack explaining how he spent last month working solely on his shuttle run times with diet guru and fitness phenom, Izzy Mendalbaum.  At least, we're pretty sure that's what he's saying.

9 Comments

  1. Greg

    February 26, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    Da hell?

  2. TheSportsHernia

    February 26, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    HA. Understood.

  3. Paolo X

    February 26, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Holy shit that was terrorising! Could this be prosecuted under the Patriot Act too? Well it should! Those are the biggest moobs I have ever seen! Awful!

  4. TexansFan

    February 27, 2010 at 2:06 am

    scrumptious

  5. Enduro

    February 27, 2010 at 4:31 am

    Way to roll with the stack yo.

    PS: Nice trailer in the background. Like how ya’ll be permanenting that ish.

  6. Bobby

    February 28, 2010 at 12:17 am

    Can I get a transcript of this poetry? Does anybody know what he actually said?

  7. Paolo X

    February 28, 2010 at 12:23 am

    And you really give a shit what some douchebag with those moobs has to say? Are you kidding us?

    Run Forrest Run!

  8. Bobby

    February 28, 2010 at 4:51 am

    good god it was just a joke. lighten up.

  9. tamtam

    March 1, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    Goodbye lunch!

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