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Mickelson won’t use controversial wedge, still hearts wedgies


While Mickelson said he would shelve the controversial Ping Eye2 wedge, which he recently came under fire for, he said nothing of the notorious Red Eye1 wedgie, which his personal assistant gives him before every tournament.

“I first learned of putting with a wedgie in an often misunderstood movie,” Mickelson said.  “Of course, I’m speaking of Caddyshack II.  In many ways, Randy Quaid is my personal hero.”

“Randy, if you’re listening, I want you to know that next time you and your wife are in Santa Barbara, you two can stay at my place.”

One Comment

  1. Juggs

    February 4, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    I knew he was a homohead

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