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Super Bowl MVP Drew Brees already stealing the big endorsements


  1. Drew Brees

    February 8, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    I am completely manicured “down there” and wear eye black across my pubic region. Dove will release that as a banned Super Bowl ad next year.

  2. Paolo X

    February 8, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    We see here that Dove takes on Unilever’s Vaseline campaign via Michael Strahan …the market for better soap for men heats up at last after years of Gen Y ads about Axe and body spray and so forth.

    From the cutting room floor on the set and in the thinktank before the campaign:

    Brees: “I’d like to emphasise in the ad how well it follows to refresh the massive shit and clean shave before every shower too.”

    Older Consultant: “Don’t make anything look like it fits up someone’s ass unless you are going to target the gay demographic, which of course is already saturated with other products notwithstanding their asses.”

    Gay Consultant: “But should he be shaved or unshaved all-around in the ads? I prefer dueling moustaches myself.”

    Imposter Of Drew Brees Above: “Yes in the ad the eye black up there should match the eye black down there with censored and uncensored versions of the ad of course.”

    Female Consultant: “Should we add a line of eye black cosmetics for men to the line as a potential fashion statement off the field?”

    Gen Y Douchebag Consultant: “You know what would be really cool? If he is in a club using the soap and all these women are throwing themselves on top of him? Or how about at a car wash all getting naked and scrubbing him down? Like in those Axe and Body Spray ads that would be so cool plus the hot chicks you know?”

  3. Atlanta Falcons Front Office

    February 8, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    FUCK Drew Brees.

  4. Hall

    February 9, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    Why don’t you pimp baby diapers with your kid Brees, you fucking DOUCHE!!! Fucking Caldwell & his conservative play eventually caught up to him on the last game. & Fuck Caldwell for going for a 51FG, that changed the game right there. Instead of a TD to win the game, Colts needed a TD to just tie.

    FUCK YOU BREES you are no MVP!!!!

  5. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    February 9, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    Bitter critter much?

  6. Hal

    February 10, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    Hey ORION,

    Why don’t you FUCK OFF TOO!! Another faggot Saints fan? Pickletickle, ya sound like some HOMO!!

  7. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    February 10, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    I am not interested in your cry-cry face.

  8. tamtam

    February 10, 2010 at 3:31 pm


  9. Indianapolis Colt Front Office

    February 10, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    FUCK Drew Brees.

    In the ass.

  10. dj

    February 24, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    faggot bitches stop hatin and fuck peyton mannings choking overrated ass

  11. dj

    February 24, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    hating faggot

  12. Kicking Footballs

    February 26, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    He never would of won it with out that kicker. Learn how to kick a football.

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