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To everyone doing the John Wall “Dance”: We hate you

We're almost at a loss for words.

We wish Humpty Hump would nose-rape these people.

Please Hammer do hurt 'em.

Hell, even the Macarena shits on the Wall Dance.

And The Icky Shuffle is now considered a work of the
Russian ballet.

What the fuck is this?!?!


  1. Upstate Underdog

    February 17, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    Achy Breaky Heart dance > John Wall dance

  2. Enduro

    February 17, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    The Electric Slide just put on a pair of parachute pants and Moonwalked all over the Wall Dance.

  3. Bob's Blitz

    February 17, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    I’m a little teapot, short and stout, let me in or I’ll rob your house.

    John Wall, 2008

  4. KneeJerkNBA

    February 17, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    Bowser from Sha Na Na

  5. TheSportsHernia

    February 17, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    That’s breathtaking.

  6. Greg

    February 18, 2010 at 9:11 am

    It’s no Truffle Shuffle.

  7. Enduro

    February 18, 2010 at 11:23 am

    Shit, it’s not even a Super Bowl Shuffle!

  8. Rutherford

    February 18, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    Oh come on, TSH! It’s gotta be above the Macarena, no?

  9. TheSportsHernia

    February 18, 2010 at 11:02 pm

    It’s possible they’re tied.

  10. Chef Boyardee

    February 19, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    Why did you pussies delete my comment? Afraid of free speech?

  11. TheSportsHernia

    February 19, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    Didn’t delete anything Chef. It’s possible it went to spam, but we don’t delete comments unless someone says something ridiculous, like they don’t love Marv Albert’s toupee.

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