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Caroline-Schaefer

Having representatives from various gossip publications on SportsCenter to confirm that the Tiger Woods story was in fact huge, was really quite necessary.

If we were to provide the video of US Weekly's Caroline Schaefer speaking, there's a very healthy chance you'd rip both of your balls off and use them as emergency ear plugs.

9 Comments

  1. Juggs

    February 18, 2010 at 7:24 pm

    If we were to provide the video of US Weekly’s Caroline Schaefer speaking, there’s a very healthy chance you’d rip both of your balls off and use them as emergency ear plugs.

    Line of the week.

  2. Bob's Blitz

    February 18, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    What?

  3. Paolo X

    February 18, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    More on the continuing saga of the growing irrelevance of ESPN and SportsCenter next week here on The Sports Hernia …

  4. TheSportsHernia

    February 18, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    That was the alt headline option.

  5. TheSportsHernia

    February 18, 2010 at 11:03 pm

    You typed that with one eye on the “they’re just like us” section of this week’s US Weekly, didn’t you.

  6. Enduro

    February 19, 2010 at 3:30 am

    Yup. I’d hit it.

  7. Von Kaiser

    February 19, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    @Enduro: But of course.

  8. Paolo X

    February 19, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    Huh? Us Weekly? Hey someone else we know used to work there ask him? 😀

    /Went Over My Head And Now Just Flew By Newark NJ En Route To …

  9. Bourbon-Faced on Shit Street

    February 23, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    Open wide, I’ve got your scoop right here, AMIRITE?

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