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Chris Kaman already mentoring fellow Orc, Kyle Singler

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Frightening Duke forward Kyle Singler isn't projected to make the leap into the pros until the 2011 NBA draft, but that hasn't stopped Chris Kaman from taking Singler under his horn and showing him the often dangerous, wild life of a warmongering, sadistic NBA Orc.

Word has it the two are already bonding on their way to the Final Four in Indianapolis, as they were last seen hellishly riding boars on I-74 West.

4 Comments

  1. OrcLuvr99

    March 30, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    This stirs my Orc loins.

  2. fff football

    March 30, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    He’s a great player, be sure he will success in the future.

  3. TheSportsHernia

    March 31, 2010 at 10:38 am

    Indeed sir, indeed.

  4. Paolo X

    April 1, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    (APPLAUSE!)
    Will he be in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy on Easter Sunday on TBS too?

    And damn you would think at Duke he could get a decent haircut and shave and wipe his nose with something other than his finger or shirt sleeve?

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