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ESPN just days away from 3-on-3 topless scrimmages

Tim-Tebow-hump

The most stunning aspect of this segment was not the blatant homoeroticism on display, but the fact that Herm and Co. chose not to perform the lewd act on ESPN's ultra-realistic, 8' x 8' fake football field.

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6 Comments

  1. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    March 23, 2010 at 11:52 am

    Cut them some slack. It’s important for men their age to get regular prostate exams. I’ve never seen one that involved both arms up to the elbows, though.

  2. Enduro

    March 23, 2010 at 11:58 am

    Tim Tebow says the Bible does not approve of such behavior.

  3. Greg

    March 23, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    Maybe they were practicing for Olympic Leap Frog.

  4. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    March 23, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    3x100m Synchronized Gay

  5. Paolo X

    March 24, 2010 at 12:53 am

    LOL Orion!

    I hate Herman Edwards as an NFL analyst though he’s great for an interview and likely will be back in coaching. Miscast on ESPN as is the norm any more with their generally awful employees.

    Who’s the dude squatting to drop a load or cut one?

    Notice the main guy on the left staring like a snob yet maintaining clear distance to avoid any brown cloud too. Or maybe he is awaiting his chance for Herman to take the fake snap so that he can deliver a great kick in the ass with a running start?

  6. tamtam

    March 26, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    Oooh! Good call, Enduro!

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