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IT guy’s bracket reveals he might blow up office

IT Guys Bracket
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Back in 2007, we obtained one of the more revealing NCAA tourney brackets in the history of office pools, and last year, we were fortunate enough to stumble upon a slew of others.  The one you see above just happens to be one of our favorites.

How "Esc my balls" and "Force Quit my rage" didn't meet in the finals remains a harrowing mystery.

7 Comments

  1. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    March 17, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    Ironically, I am one of those “dicks in accounting”

    Very disappointed we didn’t make it to the Sweet Sixteen. We’ll try to be more asshole-ish this year.

  2. TheSportsHernia

    March 17, 2010 at 12:37 pm

    To be fair, you were going up against a powerhouse in “Esc my balls.”

  3. B

    March 17, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    sluts always win in my book.

  4. Paolo X

    March 18, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    Wait until next year when many of the following make the tourney in a very tough field regardless …and folks are still debating whether to expand it to 96?

    Farts
    Douchebag
    Bojack
    Buttlicker
    Shit-Fer-Brains
    Asswipe
    Stall By The Wall
    Buttstank
    Ninnie
    Constipation
    Depends
    Shitstorm
    Double Flusher
    Crop Duster
    Porn Sex
    Hilljack
    Golden Shower
    Pearl Necklace
    Bro’ Mo’
    Bowel Pressure
    Sexual Healing
    Doggie Style
    Menage-A-Cat
    Steamin’ Hot Excrement

  5. tamtam

    March 19, 2010 at 12:23 am

    Paolo-

    Must you always write a freakin’ book everytime you post a comment?

  6. Paolo X

    March 19, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    Well when there are so many blanks to fill on Hernia’s posts…otherwise I apologise for forgetting to mention also the following regional powerhouses amongst too many to list for next year’s tournament:

    Paint Chipping Gas
    Sexual Chocolate
    Bitches In Stitches
    Hot Ass Ho’s
    Money Shot
    Hot Bukkake
    Facial Fountain Pleasure

  7. Bourbon-Faced on Shit Street

    March 25, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    My money’s on Steamin’ Hot Excrement aka Cleveland Steamer.

    Buttstank may be a dark horse.

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