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NBA “Jersey Jeans” now available for total raging morons
- Updated: March 24, 2010
This might be the most disgusting sports-related act to occur so far in 2010. But there's really not a whole lot for us to offer here other than a few hopeful wishes.
Since it appears this fashionably allergic jackass is in a thrift mart at a gas station, we can only pray that the cashier clubbed them with the 18 lb. bathroom key. If not, we got our fingers crossed that an unforgiving asteroid will soon triumphantly land in their ABC's & 123's.
Additionally, as this is the only fair thing we can think of, the designers responsible for this travesty should be forced to drink Andre the Giant's bottled ass sweat for the rest of their lives.
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