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NBA “Jersey Jeans” now available for total raging morons


This might be the most disgusting sports-related act to occur so far in 2010.  But there's really not a whole lot for us to offer here other than a few hopeful wishes.

Since it appears this fashionably allergic jackass is in a thrift mart at a gas station, we can only pray that the cashier clubbed them with the 18 lb. bathroom key.  If not, we got our fingers crossed that an unforgiving asteroid will soon triumphantly land in their ABC's & 123's.

Additionally, as this is the only fair thing we can think of, the designers responsible for this travesty should be forced to drink Andre the Giant's bottled ass sweat for the rest of their lives.

[Image via twitpic]


  1. Paolo X

    March 24, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    You forgot to mention also many such appearances at any given fuckin’ local Wal-Mart nationwide as well. Crapitalism boo-yah baby! Call fuckin’ Jim Cramer and get rich oh yeah! Massive fuckheads!

    Great piece Hernia that slams rightfully yet again these jackasses in those Jerkwater states I have ranted about on so many websites too.

    And you know what is scary that folks forget or overlook? That douchebag along with 100s has the same vote as do you and I as more informed voters such that whatever we think, we are outnumbered 100s to 1. Democracy at your local Wal-Mart my ass!

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    March 25, 2010 at 11:39 am


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