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Marquette learns tourney fate at 11-year-old’s birthday party


The solemn mood seen here from the Marquette Warriors had nothing to do with a slow moving Selection Sunday and everything to do with the pony not showing up.  Thankfully, the vibe reportedly took a turn for the better when coach Buzz Williams moonwalked into the room with Fudgie the Whale in one hand, and Cookie Puss in the other.


  1. Clark Z

    March 14, 2010 at 11:54 pm

    I myself am generally tuckered out after the Major Magic’s band gives their electrifying rendition of “Little Old Lady From Pasadena”. I guess you can’t blame these guys.

  2. TheSportsHernia

    March 15, 2010 at 11:27 am

    Just a note that yes, the two men in the back (center) have no faces.

  3. BadMovieTV

    March 15, 2010 at 11:28 am

    The guy on the far right in the gray Phillies/Pirates hat is trying to hide.

  4. Shane McMayonnaise

    March 15, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Nice fucking balloons, Marquette.

  5. Joe

    March 15, 2010 at 11:42 am

    Even an 11-year old would find this party lame.

  6. Von Kaiser

    March 15, 2010 at 11:55 am

    That sound you hear is Marquette recruits de-committing.

  7. Enduro

    March 15, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Hey Marquette! Nice soda.

  8. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    March 15, 2010 at 12:53 pm


  9. TheSportsHernia

    March 15, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    They supposedly wanted Cowboy Bill and no one else. Bunch of brats on this team.

  10. BadMovieTV

    March 15, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    Did they use napkins from the restaurant to make those sweet “Reserved” signs?

  11. Paolo X

    March 15, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    I like the folks in Wisconsin, but see this is what I have been ranting about all along with regard to that vast lame-ass bojack crowd of hicks in the sticks who shop primarily at Wal-Mart and can’t seem to get their heads out of their local homer asses in shitty states like upstate NY,NJ,PA,CT,OH,PA,LA,SC,TN,most of IN,VA,and NC.

    Colin Cowherd, recognising the errs of his condescending douchebag ways on radio, basically made the career move to start SportsNation to have all these bojacks in disproportion post their dumbass views on TV right before they all gear up to try to get on the phone to talk to Jim Cramer and greet him with the almost compulsory douchebag “BOO YAH!”

    Now go to your local Wal-Mart and look around for 10 minutes without shopping if you don’t know what I am talking about. And uh, these people vote too. BOO-YAH! (thumbs down)

  12. Geoff

    March 15, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    Easy. Your mommy’s calling.

  13. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    March 15, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    Do… do you vote?

    (PS: When in Wisconsin, Menard’s is the store to shop at, not Wal-Mart)

  14. Gonzo

    March 16, 2010 at 3:00 am

    You’ve been typing the same comment on different blogs for the past 8 months. LMAO

  15. Paolo X

    March 16, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    Amen! Menard’s rocks! But I like Loews too. Home Depot is good only for cleaning supplies mostly.

  16. Paolo X

    March 16, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    Amen Menard’s rocks! Also in Indiana as well. I like Loews too, and Home Depot any more is only good for cleaning supplies.

  17. Paolo X

    March 16, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    Damn straight thanks for noticing and pass on the good word. :)(thumbs up)

  18. Paolo X

    March 16, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    Well true she does call me from an another state, but at least I got out of the house.

    As for you have you ever travelled more than 20 miles from your lame-ass Jerkwater town other than to go to an amusement park or Wal-mart?

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