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Oklahoma’s Tommy Mason Griffin stuns professors, departs academia


Dat's rite, Oakluhomea pointe gard Tomme Mayson Grifin haz deklared fore thee N,B,A, drafte!

The move is a rather risky one, partially because Griffin stands 5'11", but predominantly because the typically frisky Chad Ford remained wood-free during his evaluation of the freshman:

"Given his small stature and uneven performance this season, he'll either go in the second round or undrafted."

Let's face it, when you're not getting verbally dry-humped by Ford, your career is fittingly fucked.

Oklahoma Freshman "Leavin Skool" To Enter NBA Draft [Deadspin]


  1. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    March 24, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    I agree with the move. It’s obvious he has nothing left to add to his impressive education.

  2. Paolo X

    March 24, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    These posts by that jerk sure reflects poorly on that small few of actual student athletes in NCAA football and basketball out there.

    This is the modern equivalent of post-game interviews before they were more strictly controlled to not allow those without basic command of the grammatically correct English language from speaking any more, which in fact is sadly most star college players nowadays.

    No wonder the NCAA has to play all the time all that student athlete propaganda during games. Kudos to Myron Rolle, but really no one is expecting them to be Rhodes scholars how about just C students any more geez?

  3. RFS

    March 24, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    Too bad. From his grammar I bet he was thriving in the classroom.

  4. JJ

    March 24, 2010 at 11:45 pm


  5. Enduro

    March 25, 2010 at 4:46 am

    This is what happens when the only book you ever picked up was the audio version of “Snoop Dog’s Greatest In-Dash Navigation Hits.”

  6. Upstate Underdog

    March 25, 2010 at 10:21 am

    I’m shocked he actually managed to spell a few words correctly. Also, how much crack did Gei’yonne’s mom smoke to come up with a name like that? Yes Gei’yonne, congrats to Tommy for him being a future welfare recipient.

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