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Roy Williams’ season long constipation expected to release by end of week


Roy Williams seen here in a stubborn fit of constipation, which is quite appropriate considering his Tar Heels have played all season like they've had bubbling gas dominating their insides.

[Image via Rivals]


  1. Bob's Blitz

    March 1, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    Word on the street is that he’s been working with Vito Spatafore, Jr. on his form.

  2. TheSportsHernia

    March 1, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    Finn shall get his revenge.

  3. Bob's Blitz

    March 1, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    As long as the Hernia doesn’t give us any of that poverty of the Mezzogiorno bullshit.

  4. Greg

    March 1, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    Looks like an ad for $5 foot longs at Subway.

  5. Paolo X

    March 1, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    LOL! Think how many guys’ lunch you’ll spoil with that comment!

    I’m thinking along the lines of another classic ad campaign when I see that photo:


  6. Paolo X

    March 1, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    Confucious Paolo To Hernia:

    Hernia! Tank u bewy moch for to ahna me wit refwence to da constipation.
    Ancient say go rike this:

    “When u undah presshah, to rerease u enahgy firss inside u must feer da buhneen rava.”

  7. TheSportsHernia

    March 1, 2010 at 11:18 pm

    It’s possible he’s just showing his great affection for large booty.

  8. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    March 2, 2010 at 12:08 pm


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