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Vindictive seagulls continue bitter rivalry with Orioles


Following the unexpected ambush in left field, a visibly rattled Luke Scott fouled a pitch off his ballbag, attempted a Running Lariat on a fastball out of the strike zone, and inexplicably sprinted to third after dropping a bunt.  He was later spotted cursing out random nests on his way to the parking lot.

According to a source, before leaving the premises, the flock of seagulls vowed to quadruple in size next week when the Orioles host the Blue Jays.


  1. Greg

    March 22, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    There’s an Alfred Hitchcock joke somewhere in here if I was smart enough to make it.

  2. Paolo X

    March 22, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    Yes great call Greg and there’s also a poop report and joke amiss as well.

  3. Enduro

    March 22, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    We are now forced to assume Luke Scott either smells of fish or garbage.

  4. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    March 23, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    You just started?

  5. tamtam

    March 26, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    “Yah, and seagulls will fly outta my ass if the Orioles make it to the World Series”

    Luke Scott, some things are best left unsaid…

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