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Barry Melrose apparently running for The Shaggy D.A.
- Updated: April 14, 2010
Not pictured: A playfully cruel ESPN cameraman waving a large milkbone bedazzled with Snausages.
Also not pictured: the birth certificates that prove these two are in fact, brothers.
Also not pictured: the press release announcing Barry Melrose as the lead in "Metrosexual Braveheart."