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Breaking: Some chick retired from the LPGA Tour

Lorena Ochoa retires

Seriously, Yahoo, in order to qualify for "Breaking Sports News" the featured athlete in said broken news should be someone familiar to at least 3 out of 10 random people on the street.  Ochoa does not qualify under such terms.

The only bonus to posting the Ochoa retirement story was that at first glance – for a brief moment – we thought OchoCinco retired.

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  1. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    April 20, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    Phew, at least the LPGA didn’t lose one of the hot ones (see: Natalie Gulbis). Hot chicks playing golf are pretty much the only reason the LPGA is even slightly relevant AT ALL.

  2. Upstate Underdog

    April 20, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    Slow news day over at Yahoo sports.

  3. Greg

    April 21, 2010 at 9:14 am

    I’d like to announce that I am not going to pursue a career in the NFL and am notifying all NFL clubs not to draft me.

  4. kiiimiko

    April 21, 2010 at 9:54 am

    for a brief moment – we thought OchoCinco retired.

    I thought it said that too and got really excited. Then highly disappointed. SUCH A TEASE!

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