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Crappy movie apparently becoming crappy TV show


If “Are We There Yet?” lasts a second longer than Craig Sager dry-humping a Megan Fox cardboard cutout, we’re afraid all hope will be lost.


  1. Greg

    April 22, 2010 at 11:18 am

    Say it ain’t so, Ice Cube.

  2. fee

    April 22, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    it’s the father from everyone hates chris playing ice cubes role:

    doesn’t change the fact that it looks like a shitty tv show that nobody will watch

  3. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    April 22, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    If “Fuck No” was actually part of the title I’d save a spot on my DVR for it.

  4. Paolo X

    April 22, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    Ha ha let’s call this for what it is …TBS’ apparent success with “Tyler Perry’s House Of Payne” is going for a shift of its core demographic to this program…kind of like another sports website with my favourite sandwich BLT transposed and its core audience siphoning now from SportsNation’s core douchebag demographic and vice versa. Good strategy really.

    It’s TBS and its savvy demographic marketing again you know …get the rednecks and bojacks with Bill Engvall and get the very, very snooty whyyyte folks in the suburbs with that lame ass “My Boys,” My Balls show …same ‘ol corporate shit from Atlanta in Time Warner so what.

    Meanwhile, I think George Lopez’s lame days are numbered at last. Really does anyone think he’s seriously funny that often if at all?

    This show with Ice Cube will try to pick up where one of the Wayans brothers failed long after the success of Flip Wilson and Bill Cosby. The trouble is the folks at Time Warner don’t get that the sitcom genre is dead as well as CNN’s 1990s-style news reporting with its record low ratings.

    And if you disagree with some of the above, pls do share constructively or perhaps go back to some of that lame-ass programming or call Jim Cramer to give him another lame “BOO-YAH!” or fawn lamely over muppet-mouthed Michelle Beadle at your lame “SportsNation” or back to your Wal-Mart.

    /Hate Populist Generica Programming 😀

  5. tamtam

    April 23, 2010 at 4:14 am

    Same here. For a second there, I thought one of the graphics people got fed up with his job and decided to give a big FU to the network (literally)

  6. Dick Bavetta's Sagging Tits

    April 24, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    Ah, the requisite Paolo X essay about shit nobody cares about.

  7. Paolo X

    April 25, 2010 at 1:20 am

    Ah a comment from Dick Bavetta? Thanks for lifting also your sagging balls off the ground long enough to catch your breath and identify yourself to us as a douchebag too Dick Bavetta’s sagging tits.

    Also please feel free to comment yourself …or maybe not as likely you have nothing constructive to say? Hey we have never seen you comment on here before after all.

    Okay back to your TBS programming and another high hard one you fudgepacker lol!

  8. Dick Bavetta's High Hard One

    April 25, 2010 at 8:55 am

    This Bud’s for you.

  9. Paolo X

    April 25, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    Hey put that away around here and leave your private business off our table Dick!

    Fist bump and thumbs up for the response and good sportsmanship. 😀 Back to your sagging tits I guess?

    No worries with a collective sigh of relief I am sure, but there won’t be as many “essays,” for I’ve said plenty already that most have read to get the idea.

    Those posts will happen when it makes most sense especially when douchebags are missing the forest through the trees, assuming they are even able to get their heads out of their own smelly homer asses, and whether or not perhaps now 50% of the site visitors can read more than a tweet any more. 😀

    Damn meddlin’ kids.

    /Scooby Doo’ed

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