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Entire state of Kentucky declares itself eligible for NBA draft

Dancing_barbaro John Wall and DeMarcus Cousins were among 177 endearing Kentucky personalities who declared for the NBA draft on Wednesday, an exodus that includes freshman guard Eric Bledsoe, freshman center Daniel Orton, junior forward Patrick Patterson, movie star Ashley Judd, chicken tycoon Colonel Sanders, 300 acres of marijuana plants, scores of missing teeth, Gimel Martinez's glistening mustache, your cousin, Barbaro, Jim Beam, KKK Guy, The Beverly Hillbillies, Woody from Cheers, some chick we used to know and Jeff Sheppard.

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