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That awkward silence you hear is just making room for Keith Hernandez’s woody

Yes, you are indeed correct, Keith did six innings of this broadcast from Ric Flair’s all nude suite.

How Keith Hernandez Deals With Younger Women: “Sit And Stare” [Deadspin]


  1. Enduro

    April 15, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    Okay, that was creepy.

    Keith, dude, bro. You were one of my favorites when I was growing up collecting Topps wax packs back in NJ in the 80s. I say this to underscore how much older you are than I. How much more mature you should be. Now, I understand we all stare at chicks. I’ve got a tab in the browser open to Youporn right now, as I type this. And I’ve definitely had a problem keeping my eyes up where they belong. But, Keith, nobody wants to hear a fifty-something has-been talk about sitting and staring down a chick. Hell, nobody wants to hear a thirty-something never-been like me do it. It’s just not cool. Ya dig?

  2. bigjf

    April 16, 2010 at 11:36 am

    No play for Mr. Gray!

    I didn’t see this, but I’m guessing they didn’t realize they were back from break? Gotta love it when someone gets caught saying something they shouldn’t, although Keith usually says something dumb even when he knows he’s on the air. Let’s not forget what he said about that female employee in the dugout a few years ago. Plus, now Keith dropped a few pounds, so he probably thinks he’s got a body like Zeus!

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