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Fleet of foot Phillies fan gunned down at Citizens Bank Park


Apparently the three different guns attached to his belt, Kramer's set of keys and a protruding gut slowed security guy's chase, leaving him no choice but to gun down the rogue Phillies fan.

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  1. Greg

    May 4, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    If he would have been wearing a Yankees t-shirt, they would have shot him.

  2. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    May 4, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    Is that Michael Phelps? Should’ve stuck to swimming, he’s slower on land.

  3. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    May 4, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    Addendum: the only thing that would have made this more awesome would have been if the Phillies had sent out the Bushwackers to beat the tar out of him.

  4. bigjf

    May 5, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    Look at how happy that dumb shit looks, right before he is about to have his night ruined. This should be the official way to take down fans running on the field. He had it coming.

  5. D Mo

    May 5, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    I like that they tased the guy, but I’d have more respect for the security crew if they had laid him out like the Boston crew did to their fan that ran on the field.

  6. bigjf

    May 6, 2010 at 8:49 am

    True, but there was no way that security guard was catching that guy straight up.

  7. TheAlexShow

    May 11, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    I can’t figure out if I’m angry about the tasering. I tend to like the security tackles more!

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