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Kindred spirits Vandeweghe and Prokhorov heroically unite in Secaucus

Prokhorov knowingly nods to kindred spirit Kiki Vendeweighe Kiki vandeweighe opts to wear shirt in public for first time in 10 years

A lifetime of knowledge and cleavage-diving wizardry understood without a mere word exchanged.  Just a simple nod.  Like two seasoned porn stars passing each other on the street.  Not even the Dos Equis guy can comprehend such overwhelming depth.

While we're here, some notable Kiki and Mikhail similarities:

* Both 6'8
* Both were small forwards
* Both practicing nudists
* Both played masked orgy-goers in Eyes Wide Shut
* Both can still dunk (Prokhorov – human heads, boob-textured basketballs; Kiki – panty ball, bra bundles)

[Ed. note: Yes, we're aware Kiki won't be back.  Clearly too much man for any team.  Possibly even too dangerous to have them in the same city.]

One Comment

  1. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    May 20, 2010 at 9:50 am

    Excellent similarities. They all apply to porn/hoops/Hernia legend Popeye Jones (an actual SF, trapped in a C body)

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