Sports Hernia Blog

The New York Post simply can’t let go of Tiger’s woody


Probably should've gone with, "is that a mike in your hand or is your multi-vag dippin' boner just happy to see us?"  However, we do appreciate their efforts in keeping Tiger dick jokes alive and well. 



  1. Paolo X

    May 11, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    Great job with the subliminal slam “Lab Rat” by the New York Post too! What a paper!

    The New York Post is absolutely one of only a few fine print publications left. Remember that nude shot of Tiger’s hottest mistress? Or better yet how could any real dude forget that image of just timeless extreme porn-sex on demand? She even had Michael Jordan try his mack-daddy act on her, as if he ever settled down.

    It’s amazing that Murdoch owns this paper and its propaganda right-wing nut job covert fascist opposite Faux News Channel, but tabloids are always where Murdoch has been his best and got him to the dance in the first place in Australia.

    This is fantastic Hernia reporting yet again even with his Kobe slams only because he’s in New York and they hate when LA wins in anything. Mind you if that were a Knicks player he would be all praise and called cool, which of course has not happened in about 15 years for that sorry-ass bunch of thugs. And fuck that Jeff Van Gundy on this NBA coverage too. :)

  2. TheSportsHernia

    May 11, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    HA, actually, that Kobe outfit would’ve gotten ripped on no matter he plays.

    It’s incredibly awful and disturbing, much like Mark Eaton’s armpits.

  3. Paolo X

    May 11, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    Ah okay Hernia, well agree to disagree:

    I will be lurking to call out any New Yorker on this matter the next time some Yankee or Met or other New York athlete is not smashed in your media for looking far far worse. Kobe’s looking slick and you all are just jealous you haven’t had a real basketball star in New York since Ewing.

    Otherwise great Mark “Treeman” Eaton reference!

    Eaton is a motivational speaker nowadays I have learned, so I think you are on to something as with those pits he ought be in those Old Spice commercials instead of that annoying loudmouth Mr. T Badass Shaven look-alike.

    Eaton could really help so many dudes out with their various pits of hell. Get a hold of him and have a full report ready for me in my inbox by 0600 Monday morning.

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