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Report: Hideki Irabu is alive, drunk
- Updated: May 25, 2010
Former Yankee pitcher and renowned "big fat pussy toad" Hideki Irabu was pulled over in Los Angeles last week and charged with a DWI. Rumored to be riding shotgun with the former Yankee ace was "skinny deflated pussy toad" Kei IrabuGawa.
According to witnesses, the duo repeatedly pulled up to random cars throughout the course of the day, arrogantly predicting drag race victory while Irabu eerily issued the challenge in a Howard Cosell voice.
Former Yankees pitcher arrested after traffic stop [Yahoo Sports]