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Report: Hideki Irabu is alive, drunk


Former Yankee pitcher and renowned "big fat pussy toad" Hideki Irabu was pulled over in Los Angeles last week and charged with a DWI.  Rumored to be riding shotgun with the former Yankee ace was "skinny deflated pussy toad" Kei IrabuGawa.

According to witnesses, the duo repeatedly pulled up to random cars throughout the course of the day, arrogantly predicting drag race victory while Irabu eerily issued the challenge in a Howard Cosell voice.

Former Yankees pitcher arrested after traffic stop [Yahoo Sports]


  1. Enduro

    May 25, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    I knew the Better off Dead pic was coming as soon as I saw drag race victory.

    Well done. Well done indeed!

  2. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    May 25, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    Judging by the picture, Hideki got pulled over on his way to the Rick Astley Look-a-like Convention.

  3. TheSportsHernia

    May 26, 2010 at 10:19 am

    And heeeeeere’s the mugshot.

    Update: Ok, that didn’t work. Well here he is yawning, as well as a link to his mugshot:

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