Sports Hernia Blog

Shaq apparently drinking from the fountain of death


Give zombie Shaq a few poofs of hair on the side and we have an even more disturbing version of Jim Carrey in Lemony Snicket's.

[via twitpic via the great @marcel_mutoni]


  1. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    May 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    Is it me or he looks like an older Robert Parish?

  2. Enduro

    May 11, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    Looks like he’s taking facial hair grooming lessons from Emmit Smith.

    Hey Shaq! That beard is whack!

  3. TheSportsHernia

    May 11, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    Looks like he stole a goatee off a dead Chia Pet

  4. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    May 11, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    Looks like he’s about to star in Leathal Weapon XVII with Mel Gibson.

    “I’m too old for this shit…”

  5. Bob's Blitz

    May 11, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    Now, if he could only get down to Wilt’s current weight…

  6. Paolo X

    May 11, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    Hey Enduro c’mon now it’s not his fault that Hernandez fell asleep and also forgot to get him the “Just For Men” treatment.

    Give him a break and just get him another Icy Hot patch in the meantime. And get him his Comcast remote control too he can’t get up without great pain.

    And at least Shaq is not a regular public booger-flicker like Lebron because no doubt his would be some massive nasal nuggets, but the jury is out on also his rumoured fart launcher given that he does not have the power ring like Lebron as Hernia found out last week.

  7. bigjf

    May 12, 2010 at 12:07 am

    I was thinking Red Foxx with the hair on the side…

  8. Joe

    May 12, 2010 at 11:08 am

    He looks like an old prizefighter!

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