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Still no takers for Jose Reyes’ unusual celebration routine

Jose Reyes would like to V-leg with you

This inventive celebration easily eclipses Johnny Damon and Nick Swisher's "I'm totally licking box, bro!" routine from last season and narrowly slips past Rob Dibble's infamous "grab my balls and thrust upward" routine that made the early 90s such a joy.

The early favorite to finally slap "V's" with Reyes?  K-Rod.  Least likely?  Notorious muff-diver, Rod Barajas.

[Photo via Yahoo]

5 Comments

  1. adam

    May 27, 2010 at 11:14 pm

    Who does he think he is? Derek from Back To School?

    He looks like the poster boy for birth control.

  2. TheSportsHernia

    May 28, 2010 at 4:26 am

    Unfuckingreal. I considered referencing that, but figured no one would know what the fucking I was talking about.

    +11 Derek Lutz’s

  3. Enduro

    May 28, 2010 at 9:41 am

    Brings a new meaning to “ranging deep in the hole” at shortstop. I suspect he’ll earn three Web Gems and 5 That’s Nasties for this performance.

  4. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    May 28, 2010 at 11:44 am

    “Lou, where the hell you been? I’ve been getting my ass kicked all over this place!”

    Awesome reference Adam. You win all my internets for this week.

  5. tamtam

    June 3, 2010 at 12:30 pm

    Mets fans-your singed nose-hairs will acknowledge Jose Reyes now!

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