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Charles Oakley’s father hits red carpet in style

Greg Oden is older than the Constitution

We are now convinced that Portland TrailBlazers "center" Greg Oden is aging in "Yoda with a splash of Redd Foxx" years.

Greg Oden Hits the Red Carpet With New Girlfriend [Terez Owens]


  1. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    June 8, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    That smile on her face says: “You’ve all seen how big his unit is… plus, he’s loaded!”

  2. Paolo X

    June 8, 2010 at 11:02 pm

    +1 Orion +5 Hernia LOL (Exhibit A)

    Consider however that more than likely this look is Oden’s manifestation of his Lebron envy, for clearly he’s impersonating one of the Lebrons as demonstrated clearly in this classic clip that we’ll call Exhibit A. Notice Oden’s choice of mate though trying hard to disguise his envy with the beard.

    Examine Exhibit A for yourselves.

    Talk about smooove, and even a cameo for Sir Charles go figure. I move for conviction of Oden for his envy even though no way has Oden ever been smooove like that.

  3. kiiimiko

    June 12, 2010 at 1:57 am

    I think his dick is bigger than her. Poor girl.

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