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Chris Andersen spending offseason as disgusting lesbian

Chris Andersen makes a fantastic lesbian

In a clear and pointed response to all the fuss surrounding Lady Gaga's recent visits to both Citi Field and Yankee Stadium, Nuggets forward Chris Andersen has begun showing up to Coors Field as a horrific lesbian.  According to sources at the ballpark, the Birdman has been spotted several times within the last week carousing with fellow celebrities the Gazoo, unemployed Sonics mascot Squatch and several people dressed as lifesize dildos.

[photo via Yahoo NBA via AP]

5 Comments

  1. Bob's Blitz

    June 22, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Outstanding breasts!

  2. Upstate Underdog

    June 22, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    At Coors Field for a Rockies game or a Lilith Fair concert. He looks like a big Ani DiFranco fan.

  3. TheSportsHernia

    June 23, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    Actually, he also looks like the Miz’s gay sister.

  4. KCResident

    June 23, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    “At Coors Field for a Rockies game or a Lilith Fair concert. He looks like a big Ani DiFranco fan.” UU

    She is back to enjoying the penis. He is probably more of a Scissor Sister type.

  5. Paolo X

    June 26, 2010 at 12:30 pm

    Does this mean he can play also in the WNBA?

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