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England’s Jermain Defoe given yellow card for excessive weeping

England's Jermain Defoe cant control personal waterfall

As difficult as it is to tolerate the relentless crying, whining and bitching – think Rasheed Wallace with a scorching period – it was a bit unnecessary of Slovenia’s Bostjan Cesar to put Defoe in a reverse bear hug submission hold.

[Photo via Yahoo via Reuters]

3 Comments

  1. Power Up In My Pants

    June 23, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    Are you chaps too busy jerkin’ it to make a new Sports Hernia Show? Seriously? It’s the World Cup: once-in-four-years type shit.

  2. What Your Mom Needs is THIS Cock

    June 23, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    No, it’s pretty clear that he’s cupping his tits.

  3. TheSportsHernia

    June 23, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    You’re absolutely right. Steel chair shots are going out to the entire staff, even Beetlejuice.

    In all seriousness, it’s long overdue anyway.

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