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Foul balls continue to target awkward white people

Foul balls scare the piss out of white people

Our favorites among the melee:

– The tragic, unclutch fainting episode taking place with the Asian gentleman at bottom left.

– The woman behind him being buried alive.

– The two young kids who just wandered off the set of The Sandlot at top center.

– The man making an impressive Bitter Beer Face to the left of the two Sandlot kids.

– The rabid beaver to the direct right of the two Sandlot kids.

– Future Mark McGwire with the gray beard and glove at right-center.

– The guy inexplicably playing pattycake with the baseball at dead center.

Additionally, after some quick research, we've discovered that the only black person to ever live in Seattle was the always affable Stephen from the Real World.  And he was unceremoniously thrown out of the city after slapping that white chick from Villanova.

[Pic via Yahoo via Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images]


  1. Enduro

    June 22, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    True, true, but you won’t see a better collection of fleece in any other ballpark.

  2. kiiimiko

    June 22, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    That was my favorite season of The Real World. When Stephen threw Irene’s toy into the pier… maaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!

  3. TheSportsHernia

    June 23, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    If everyone’s wearing North Face and Patagonia, we’re there.

  4. Enduro

    June 24, 2010 at 2:11 am

    They both have shops within a mile or so of Safeco. Perfect for those sunny July day-games.

  5. tamtam

    June 29, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    So it’s true then-Mariner’s fans DO exist!

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