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Robert Garrigus and his unfortunate case of swamp ass

Robert Garrigus and his unrelenting ass sweat

Somehow Bob Garrigus arrived at the 72nd hole yesterday with a three-shot lead for his first PGA Tour win and found a way to blow it, but he's still winning the ass-sweat game.  It's not even close. 

And somewhere off in the distance while he turns his couch into an unwilling sponge, Ruffin McNeil quietly wonders which Contra weapon capsule Garrigus was going for.

[Image via reader Matt B.]


  1. Paolo X

    June 15, 2010 at 3:50 am

    BUTTSTANK! Wow already making a run at next year’s Hernia Bracket too! They’ll be tough guys just you wait — watch out Dicks In Accounting!

    Someone get that man a six-month supply of Man-pons!

  2. Paolo X

    June 15, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    Breaking buttstank/swampass news — England busted!

    Note this cover story blaming “sewage,” but we know in truth they are all full of excuses and short on fundamentals due to some serious BRITISH BUTTSTANK as well:,_this_actually_happened)

    Beckham to start his own line of Manpons?

  3. Fat Burning Furnace Review

    June 21, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    Too much coffee can do that to ya! …and a whole lot of grape juice!

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