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Robert Garrigus and his unfortunate case of swamp ass
- Updated: June 14, 2010
Somehow Bob Garrigus arrived at the 72nd hole yesterday with a three-shot lead for his first PGA Tour win and found a way to blow it, but he's still winning the ass-sweat game. It's not even close.
And somewhere off in the distance while he turns his couch into an unwilling sponge, Ruffin McNeil quietly wonders which Contra weapon capsule Garrigus was going for.
[Image via reader Matt B.]