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Update: Bill Clinton still coolest man on earth


Bill Clinton spotted swapping sexcapades

In lieu of the traditional jersey swap, Carlos Bocanegra and Clinton swapped orgy rosters; and underwear (not pictured).

[Photo via All-Over-The-Twitter]

5 Comments

  1. LeBron James Has A Small Penis

    June 24, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    Don’t tell me: Slick Willy is what came between Landon Donovan, aka Landycakes, and his hot ass wife. Any news on this? Bueller?

  2. Enduro

    June 25, 2010 at 2:42 am

    That’s pretty sweet but does Bocanegra have his name tattooed on his arm? It’s a pretty sweet tat from where I’m sitting, but if that’s his name, well, then he’s just a douche.

    And those cabinet handles make it look like he’s got a giant hoop earring in his right ear. The pirate Carrrrrrrrlos!

  3. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    June 25, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    Note: no frou-frou pussy-ass microbrew, just good ol’ fashioned Bud. A working man’s beer.

  4. Paolo X

    June 26, 2010 at 9:52 am

    Subliminal translation for the Hernia and most other New Yorkers not on Wall Street not to mention most Democrats whether Hernia is or not:

    “Barack Obama. (sigh, looking at sky, a tear, almost crying)
    Oh I have such chagrin though I can’t show it to others for sake of great shame in believing once in such a pretender [present company as well until June 2008 but predicting his election correctly in April 2008 and winning a Vegas bet on it].
    If only Hillary Clinton, then we’d have Bill really helping behind the scenes! 2012?
    Oh woe is our country. Now those Republicans are beating up Obama too much because really he’s not that bad. [cough,cough]. He’s so smooove and likeable we want him to succeed though clearly deep down my friends and I don’t think he’s really competent.
    We want our partisan pride now over admitting publicly Obama is The Great Pretender and The Great American Mistake whose only advantage over George W. Bush is that he is at least far more articulate.
    Okay excuse me whilst I go evacuate my clogged pores and bowels.”

  5. tamtam

    June 29, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    AHAHAHAHA!!

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